FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

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magoberry raikissu


you ask me what my favorite animated character is . i look at you grimly, and begin to sweat. you ask again. what is your favorite animated character. i remove my wallet from my pocket and give you a look taht begs you not to do this. you repeat the question. i open my wallet. a tear streams down my face. the list covers seven city blocks. people are screaming.

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livvyplaysfinalfantasy kitsubasa

"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
awwww-cute ginnymydear

A 99-year-old woman in Iowa makes a dress from scratch every single day so that African children in need will have something pretty to wear, and she adds a personal touch to each and every dress she makes.  Source
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"dinner’s ready!"


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  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
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how to write a horror game


  • jumpscare
  • thats it thats all you have to do. you are now a horror genius and a millionaire congratulations 
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