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spinals milhala

*shy but actually a sex freak*

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cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

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galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
moda-pura humoristics
jkateel:

timemagazine:

TIME’s new cover: Never Offline. The Apple Watch is just the start. How wearable tech will change your life 

Omni-tool? Omni-tool.
timemagazine gayturians

pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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dekutree:

how much bacon u got
goodassdog sassyabrahamlincoln

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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